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karasratworld:

You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

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floozys:

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can someone please explain how exactly bones could even fit in these legs

can someone please explain why stoner guy’s nose is thicker than both of her legs 

can someone please 

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usbdongle:

completely annihilated 

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thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

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forsaken-fortune-forever:
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eisbaers:

theres no such thing as dmab or dfab bodies it excludes intersex people who get assigned a specific gender at birth also it unessesarily regenders bodies because you look at a picture and assume which gender a body was assigned as at birth by how it looks to you

please just tag pictures with what you really see (specific genitals, breasts, flat chest, etc)

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ya-ssui:

Robstar snuggle doodle dump! ovo/

They are going to be the death of me. Someone stop me.

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cyrilelijah:

please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut

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pastel-gizibe:

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purpbanga:

my kind of man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

For real.

Yo

Bae.

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